Well, Santa is back!!!!!!!
The first Santa's list was too much fun to make to NOT do it again this year!!!!!
There are way too many members on here to get everyone on the list so I decided that 500 posts or more would get on and anyone I had some good dirt on with less then 500 will probably make it too.....
If you were not over 500 before Dragthor removed the members list but are now I'm sorry I missed you!
I wish I could have done all 2000+ members but there just isn't enough time. For those who didn't make the list I hope you enjoy it anyway and I hope you have a great Christmas.
When looking at these gifts Some will be serious things they may want or need and others will be jokes... you might not get the jokes at first but with a little research on these people you'll see where the idea's came from.....
The post is too long for one post so I had to break it down into 2 sections... enjoy
If I were Santa this is what my 2006 gift list would look like....
markbrit : A Sunday comic section similar to the Where's Waldo strip except with live photos of animals using their natural camouflage.
Shawnm : A couple of ice fishing lessons so I don't show him up too bad when we get together on the ice this year!
Tail chaser : A stand on the front of the "TiT" so he doesn't have to walk up and over the entire thing for once!
madeinuk : His US citizenship (green card)! He might have been made in the UK but I feel he is definitely one of us!
Black Bellamy : An anti gravity suit that will help equal out that weird gravitational force in zone 3 that has your gear weighing twice as much at the end of the day as it did on the way to your stand in the morning!
happy : A lot of prayers and a happy ending for your sister and her newborn child.
TITUS : A new Honda Odyssey... Nothing like an old favorite to bring the kid back out of you!
Outlaw : A week long show on the Shopping Network so he can finally sell all his crap!
Duckmaster2 : A heavy duty umbrella to protect him from all the steel rain while he's bow hunting in DE.....
Kah1993 : A puppy sitting business at his home. There is nothing Kah likes more then spending the night showing a whining puppy pictures of deer to calm him down! Who needs sleep?
NHBuck : A CSI beginners kit with all of today's best blood finding technology to help in his zone 4 deer searches!!!!
Jakesbeard : An all expense paid Kudu hunt in Africa. Hunt includes a place to stay, 3 meals a day and a guide to point you in the right direction in this prime kudu hunting area! The only catch is you have to use a crossbow...
dbowers : A 14' canoe that includes 2 oars, 3 seats, storage compartment and cup holders. Your not a day late and a dollar short this time!
Deerseason Widow : Her own damn computer so we really know who we're reading about! I thought she was hunting Illinois, not luknikk.
Bumhunt : A tracking device for his trail cams and tree stands! Next time they WONT be so lucky!
Dawgs : A bigger garage so he has room for a top of the line self butchering set up and a sign out front that says "No Deer You Can Carry in Yourself"
HunterMike : An extra large duffle bag so he can carry even more stuff into the woods. (if that's possible)
WWP Bowhunter : A 2007 Toyota Camery..... With 110,000 miles on the "96" it's just a matter of time.
nontypical : A pair of waders so he doesn't have to chase big fall trout up and down streams in his sneakers anymore. Too cold!
essex deer hunter : A medical dictionary so he can make sure he is spelling Rhabdomolysis the right way.
rackmaster : A 1 year free dinner p [no swearing please] to Stephano's in Pompton Plains....
NJArcher : Loyal employees that wont leave to work for or become the competition. I hate when that happens!
Stealthy Bowman : A once a year deer hunting trip to Illinois at the beautiful Duck Creek Station Lodge... No motel room for you though. This time you get the full royal treatment in the lodge. Timberland Outfitters biggest attraction... If it's still standing.
Lisa Jackson : An office closer to Governor Corizine's so she doesn't have to go too far to find out what her opinion is on things. Then again she can just ask the girls in her office what "her" opinion is on things!
Governor Corizine : A pry-bar and a big tub of grease to help him get his head out of his ass. Maybe he could use it to pry Lisa Jacksons lips off his left butt cheek while he is at it.
Lynda Smith : A date with a live man. When your only companion needs 2 D batteries...what?.. Oh... 8 D batteries, one 9volt and 2 AA's for the remote control you just don't get that human to human contact you need. This could lead to treating animals like or better then humans. Hope this gift isn't too late.
STUpid : A spot on the Jerry Springer show so he can confront his family about screwing him up so bad! Maybe after lifting this weight off his chest he can focus his energy on some of the worlds "real" problems like Autism instead of trying to be popular with his brain washed anti friends.
BIGSTASH : A Duck&Buck hunt in North Dakota... It's nice to get away from NJ political BS every now and then.
wink man : A fast spreading load of OObuck to give him a better chance at hitting those deer directly under his stand. You don't want to give those contest winning spike bucks too many warning shots!
NJMARK : Another 100 smileys added to the NHJ tool bar to put some variety into your thread responses! I think you've worn these smileys out. You may not say too much but we always know what makes you happy, sad, angry, confused or bored!
JerseyFJ40 : A search party to go out and try and find him.... He's still missing in action from NJH!
NJBowman : A new Guardian bow by Bowtech! The shops around here may not have them but Santa can't be stopped!
Hunter810 : A copy of Wojtowicza's secret Deer Jerky recipe since he wouldn't post it on the boards...
javabird17 : A Victoria Secrets catalog or maybe just a Walmart catalog or maybe just a Cabellas catalog for that matter!
buckfever : A new secret spot to hunt. The "TiT" secret is out of the bag, or ...bra?
Elmo : You know how many damn Elmo dolls I had to deliver a few years back?!? That's all I heard was "I want Tickle Me Elmo" If I never heard your annoying, squeaky voice again it would be too soon you dyed red Grover rip off!!!! ... What? Oh, I'm sorry...Wrong Elmo... How about a nice football?
The first Santa's list was too much fun to make to NOT do it again this year!!!!!
There are way too many members on here to get everyone on the list so I decided that 500 posts or more would get on and anyone I had some good dirt on with less then 500 will probably make it too.....
If you were not over 500 before Dragthor removed the members list but are now I'm sorry I missed you!
I wish I could have done all 2000+ members but there just isn't enough time. For those who didn't make the list I hope you enjoy it anyway and I hope you have a great Christmas.
When looking at these gifts Some will be serious things they may want or need and others will be jokes... you might not get the jokes at first but with a little research on these people you'll see where the idea's came from.....
The post is too long for one post so I had to break it down into 2 sections... enjoy
If I were Santa this is what my 2006 gift list would look like....
markbrit : A Sunday comic section similar to the Where's Waldo strip except with live photos of animals using their natural camouflage.
Shawnm : A couple of ice fishing lessons so I don't show him up too bad when we get together on the ice this year!
Tail chaser : A stand on the front of the "TiT" so he doesn't have to walk up and over the entire thing for once!
madeinuk : His US citizenship (green card)! He might have been made in the UK but I feel he is definitely one of us!
Black Bellamy : An anti gravity suit that will help equal out that weird gravitational force in zone 3 that has your gear weighing twice as much at the end of the day as it did on the way to your stand in the morning!
happy : A lot of prayers and a happy ending for your sister and her newborn child.
TITUS : A new Honda Odyssey... Nothing like an old favorite to bring the kid back out of you!
Outlaw : A week long show on the Shopping Network so he can finally sell all his crap!
Duckmaster2 : A heavy duty umbrella to protect him from all the steel rain while he's bow hunting in DE.....
Kah1993 : A puppy sitting business at his home. There is nothing Kah likes more then spending the night showing a whining puppy pictures of deer to calm him down! Who needs sleep?
NHBuck : A CSI beginners kit with all of today's best blood finding technology to help in his zone 4 deer searches!!!!
Jakesbeard : An all expense paid Kudu hunt in Africa. Hunt includes a place to stay, 3 meals a day and a guide to point you in the right direction in this prime kudu hunting area! The only catch is you have to use a crossbow...
dbowers : A 14' canoe that includes 2 oars, 3 seats, storage compartment and cup holders. Your not a day late and a dollar short this time!
Deerseason Widow : Her own damn computer so we really know who we're reading about! I thought she was hunting Illinois, not luknikk.
Bumhunt : A tracking device for his trail cams and tree stands! Next time they WONT be so lucky!
Dawgs : A bigger garage so he has room for a top of the line self butchering set up and a sign out front that says "No Deer You Can Carry in Yourself"
HunterMike : An extra large duffle bag so he can carry even more stuff into the woods. (if that's possible)
WWP Bowhunter : A 2007 Toyota Camery..... With 110,000 miles on the "96" it's just a matter of time.
nontypical : A pair of waders so he doesn't have to chase big fall trout up and down streams in his sneakers anymore. Too cold!
essex deer hunter : A medical dictionary so he can make sure he is spelling Rhabdomolysis the right way.
rackmaster : A 1 year free dinner p [no swearing please] to Stephano's in Pompton Plains....
NJArcher : Loyal employees that wont leave to work for or become the competition. I hate when that happens!
Stealthy Bowman : A once a year deer hunting trip to Illinois at the beautiful Duck Creek Station Lodge... No motel room for you though. This time you get the full royal treatment in the lodge. Timberland Outfitters biggest attraction... If it's still standing.
Lisa Jackson : An office closer to Governor Corizine's so she doesn't have to go too far to find out what her opinion is on things. Then again she can just ask the girls in her office what "her" opinion is on things!
Governor Corizine : A pry-bar and a big tub of grease to help him get his head out of his ass. Maybe he could use it to pry Lisa Jacksons lips off his left butt cheek while he is at it.
Lynda Smith : A date with a live man. When your only companion needs 2 D batteries...what?.. Oh... 8 D batteries, one 9volt and 2 AA's for the remote control you just don't get that human to human contact you need. This could lead to treating animals like or better then humans. Hope this gift isn't too late.
STUpid : A spot on the Jerry Springer show so he can confront his family about screwing him up so bad! Maybe after lifting this weight off his chest he can focus his energy on some of the worlds "real" problems like Autism instead of trying to be popular with his brain washed anti friends.
BIGSTASH : A Duck&Buck hunt in North Dakota... It's nice to get away from NJ political BS every now and then.
wink man : A fast spreading load of OObuck to give him a better chance at hitting those deer directly under his stand. You don't want to give those contest winning spike bucks too many warning shots!
NJMARK : Another 100 smileys added to the NHJ tool bar to put some variety into your thread responses! I think you've worn these smileys out. You may not say too much but we always know what makes you happy, sad, angry, confused or bored!
JerseyFJ40 : A search party to go out and try and find him.... He's still missing in action from NJH!
NJBowman : A new Guardian bow by Bowtech! The shops around here may not have them but Santa can't be stopped!
Hunter810 : A copy of Wojtowicza's secret Deer Jerky recipe since he wouldn't post it on the boards...
javabird17 : A Victoria Secrets catalog or maybe just a Walmart catalog or maybe just a Cabellas catalog for that matter!
buckfever : A new secret spot to hunt. The "TiT" secret is out of the bag, or ...bra?
Elmo : You know how many damn Elmo dolls I had to deliver a few years back?!? That's all I heard was "I want Tickle Me Elmo" If I never heard your annoying, squeaky voice again it would be too soon you dyed red Grover rip off!!!! ... What? Oh, I'm sorry...Wrong Elmo... How about a nice football?
