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Sure I worried about choking on food in my tree stand what guy wouldn't but to tell you the truth its behind a few other things. Things like that THING that lives under my bed and the one that comes to life in the closet (no not Tom Crusise) the other thing, the IRS, is there a wet spot by my zipper when I walk out of the men's room, is my wife cheating on me, if I tap that new admin that putting out for everyone else will my wife find out and then cheat on me, when I changed the oil in my car did I remember to put oil BACK IN, is there toilet paper stuck to my shoe as I walk into this meeting, THAT COP he's been behind me for a mile now WTF is he thinking, should I still be practicing "Duck and cover, did I pay that bill, is my wife's birthday Oct.30 or Nov. 30 shit its Dec. 15th is THAT why she has been so quiet , maybe she's pissed off about that and having an affair with that cop that still back there, the price of gass is going up how far will it go up, should I buy heating oil now, this headache could it be a brain tumor, my hair has all fallen out my father died at 78 with a full head of hair his he my real father am I a love child who doesn't know his real Dad, is that noise coming from the trans ( no no I don't mean to say anything about that strange new intern oh please no I am VERY accepting of all life styles etc.) I mean the thing in my car, is there anything hanging out of my nose, I'm getting on the interstate now will I be crushed to death in my car like that poor woman that was hit by that 20ton dumper that jumped the barrier doing 85 last summer, damn I had a spinach omelette for breakfast WTF is stuck to my teeth? Any how dude I think you worrie way to much about strange shit and should just try and enjoy the ride.
 
Sure I worried about choking on food in my tree stand what guy wouldn't but to tell you the truth its behind a few other things. Things like that THING that lives under my bed and the one that comes to life in the closet (no not Tom Crusise) the other thing, the IRS, is there a wet spot by my zipper when I walk out of the men's room, is my wife cheating on me, if I tap that new admin that putting out for everyone else will my wife find out and then cheat on me, when I changed the oil in my car did I remember to put oil BACK IN, is there toilet paper stuck to my shoe as I walk into this meeting, THAT COP he's been behind me for a mile now WTF is he thinking, should I still be practicing "Duck and cover, did I pay that bill, is my wife's birthday Oct.30 or Nov. 30 shit its Dec. 15th is THAT why she has been so quiet , maybe she's pissed off about that and having an affair with that cop that still back there, the price of gass is going up how far will it go up, should I buy heating oil now, this headache could it be a brain tumor, my hair has all fallen out my father died at 78 with a full head of hair his he my real father am I a love child who doesn't know his real Dad, is that noise coming from the trans ( no no I don't mean to say anything about that strange new intern oh please no I am VERY accepting of all life styles etc.) I mean the thing in my car, is there anything hanging out of my nose, I'm getting on the interstate now will I be crushed to death in my car like that poor woman that was hit by that 20ton dumper that jumped the barrier doing 85 last summer, damn I had a spinach omelette for breakfast WTF is stuck to my teeth? Any how dude I think you worrie way to much about strange shit and should just try and enjoy the ride.
Wow Jakesbeard that is a lot to worry about. Quick somebody passed me the Effen Tylenol. [emoji106]🏻


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