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Half of you fellas spit, the other half swallow [ko]
like the old duck blind joke goes......"hey kid! do you know a lot about birds?" Sure do Scott! OK then, would you take THIS for a SWALLOW....
 
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I guess we now know your idea of hunting the marsh. Sounds like you are an experienced "bird" hunter. Your probably the guy who accidentally bumps into someone setting up decoys in the dark. I can hear it now. One guy says "What the hell are you doing!!!" Followed by you saying "Sorry about that. It is so dark I didn't see you bent over in front of me."

This thread may be a lot of things but let's not turn it into broke-back duck blind.
OK, if there's going to be hijacking here at least it's funny Lol
 
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like the old duck blind joke goes......"hey kid! do you know a lot about birds?" Sure do Scott! OK then, would you take THIS for a SWALLOW....
I should have known there was more to it than the ducks LOL
 
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You have never offered to take me out
Don't worry there are PLENTY of hen buffies to go around(ask Dan) But now Dan has a big decision to make....He survived my trial by junk bird last year...and has now graduated into the "general"puddle duck category(with a generous helping of junk on the side) But he is going to have to go back to "remedial ducks" if you start coming :)
 
Don't worry there are PLENTY of hen buffies to go around(ask Dan) But now Dan has a big decision to make....He survived my trial by junk bird last year...and has now graduated into the "general"puddle duck category(with a generous helping of junk on the side) But he is going to have to go back to "remedial ducks" if you start coming :)
Haha. Nothing like the smell of a dead merg that has been baking in the sun all morning. Other people's trash is other people's treasures. We shoot our fair share of trash when the puddlers are skidish and well educated. I will never turn down a hunt. Even if we cover the bow of the boat with mergs. Dan told me about the few hunts you took him on. Anytime you wanna go just let me know.
 
Don't worry there are PLENTY of hen buffies to go around(ask Dan) But now Dan has a big decision to make....He survived my trial by junk bird last year...and has now graduated into the "general"puddle duck category(with a generous helping of junk on the side) But he is going to have to go back to "remedial ducks" if you start coming :)
Just one more trip and I get a secret decoder ring and a sheriffs badge that says "deputy deuce."


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Why don't we all just pile into one DB. Nuts to butts all the way.
Nuts to Butts :O ewww. You guys even have a name for it. Literally gives new meaning to Mud Hunting [cry]
 
Just don't forget the can opener to get out. It would look like a floating clown car.
 
Throw in a couple of labs and a jar of peanut butter. You'll have a hunt you will never forget. No matter how hard you try.
I'm pretty sure the dog deuce wouldn't even care about peanut butter if we were hunting. He's all business and no pleasure. Now his owner on the other hand...


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