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My lab was my buddy and I miss him more everyday. He was a sneaky bastard tho. I had my lab and a beagle and when the weather was warm I would feed them on the back porch. Well the lab figured out how to get the beagles breakfast also. He would hurry up and eat his food and when done he would run down the porch steps and up the driveway barking his head off as if someone was pulling into the driveway. The beagle always did everything he did so she would follow him barking her head off. When she got to the end of the driveway looking for whatever was making him bark, he would already be in route back to the deck, run up on the deck and scarf down her food. She would come back and stick her head in that empty bowl and give a confused look as he was acting like he knew nothing. If she could talk it would have been "X" rated. I couldn't figure out why the beagle was loosing weight till this came to light. I miss that bugger. The beagle is still around and when she goes it's gonna hurt something fierce.
 
My current Lab is the best dog I have ever had. Got her from a member on the site "Montana". I think the worst she has eaten was a slipper. My last lab, Daisy, who I miss dearly was pure torture. She eat an entire carpet in a room, including the matting, a Sheetrock wall, 10 lbs of rabbit food, 5 lbs of bird seed( had the best lawn that year), and entire cooked chicken bones and all, a 2 lb kielbasa engulfed whole, a creel of fresh caught rainbow trout, wheel weights, my wallet including credit cards and about $200 in cash, and a snoopy snow cone machine. I'm sure I am missing quite a few things, but those are my fondest memories. Somehow, she lived until she was 14.
 
Do tampons count?...my lab will eat anything but thats the worse I think. We have also went through over 5 boxes of 64 crayola crayons. She also go into a whole bag of b b batts lollipops. Sticks wrapper nothing left..smdh
I have twice had to surgically remove intestinal obstructions from dogs in the last 2 years that were feminine products. Both times it was an interesting conversation with the owner when they asked "What did he eat?"
 
I had a yellow lab 20 years ago that was a year and a half old at the time that ate a 1 1/2 pounds of fishing sinkers out of a bucket in the garage. 1200 for the surgery and 300 for treating the lead poisoning. He lived to 11 and one winter he took off in a snow storm and must of walked out into the frozen bay falling through the ice, a friend found him in the marina a couple days later. I think he had went off to die. Great dogs and as hard as it is to lose one, I'll always have one in my life.
 
My chocolate lab went to doggy heaven back in the 1990's.

Once when we were out bird hunting we ran across a dead opossum that had been decomposing for several weeks. He liked the smell of it so he started rolling over on the carcass. He also used to eat deer droppings some times. Once he got into a bottle of Advil and I had to take him to the vet to get his stomach pumped. They also pump a charcoal solution into his stomach to absorb the drug. When we got home he puked black charcoal on my light blue rug.
 
My old lab crapped out a whole pair of panty hose.
Vito 1998-2009. loved to steal women's panties out of the hamper, then yack them up 2:30 in the m orning on the kitchen floor.
Well consider yourself lucky...this is what happens when it doesn't come out!!! Had this happen mid-December of this year. Should look like a string of sausages and instead looks like a two foot scrubbing pad! Nearly lost her this time! Thank goodness for insurance which paid 80% of the bill. I don't usually endorse, but Embrace Pet Insurance was awesome!



 
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So my little "angel" was being so good- I put his crate away. He has not got in trouble for two solid weeks... Today while at the store, he figured out how to open the slide-out cabinet for the kitchen garbage can... He ate my coffee grinds and filter from this morning, and scraps from last night's Chinese food, some saran wrap remnants shreds were found throughout the house as well so I am sure he ate some plastic... I am really not sure what else he ate- UNBELIEVABLE!
 
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Now waiting for my Son's girlfriends ring to pass though "Mako"... It slipped off her finger and for some reason he felt it was something meant to swallow...
 
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