So my wife calls me this morning telling me the ups guy dropped off my bear rug from Canada so naturally I tell her to open the box and send me some pictures. Well, after getting a bunch of pics she calls me 10 min later frantic saying that there was a fire and everyones ok but I'm going to be pissed. She then explains that after taking pics she put the rug back in the box and must have bumped the cooktop switch which lit the box on fire and cooked both back feet of the bear [mad][mad][mad] If that wasn't enough, when she was trying to put the fire out the euro skull dropped off the counter and cracked half of the bones and teeth.[wallmad] Needless to say that bitch is sleeping outside in her car tonight. That is all, if anyone is looking for a woman feel free to come by and pick her up [wallmad]