So my wife calls me this morning telling me the ups guy dropped off my bear rug from Canada so naturally I tell her to open the box and send me some pictures. Well, after getting a bunch of pics she calls me 10 min later frantic saying that there was a fire and everyones ok but I'm going to be pissed. She then explains that after taking pics she put the rug back in the box and must have bumped the cooktop switch which lit the box on fire and cooked both back feet of the bear [mad][mad][mad] If that wasn't enough, when she was trying to put the fire out the euro skull dropped off the counter and cracked half of the bones and teeth.[wallmad] Needless to say that bitch is sleeping outside in her car tonight. That is all, if anyone is looking for a woman feel free to come by and pick her up [wallmad]
Unbelievable!
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So my wife calls me this morning telling me the ups guy dropped off my bear rug from Canada so naturally I tell her to open the box and send me some pictures. Well, after getting a bunch of pics she calls me 10 min later frantic saying that there was a fire and everyones ok but I'm going to be pissed. She then explains that after taking pics she put the rug back in the box and must have bumped the cooktop switch which lit the box on fire and cooked both back feet of the bear [mad][mad][mad] If that wasn't enough, when she was trying to put the fire out the euro skull dropped off the counter and cracked half of the bones and teeth.[wallmad] Needless to say that bitch is sleeping outside in her car tonight. That is all, if anyone is looking for a woman feel free to come by and pick her up [wallmad]
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And you believe it was an accident?? Wanna buy a bridge?
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Let's see some pics of the burnt rug and the wife....[lol]
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Ike Turner everyone
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It can all be fixed ,not hard most likly ,send me pictures of the skull ,I can help you and pictures of urging ,I get bad broken stuff here often ,don't worry just yet .stellaloomis@optonline.net
all bear teeth fall out ,if they don't it's not degreased proper ,
all bear teeth fall out ,if they don't it's not degreased proper ,
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Damn right you can bet there's gonna be a full size mount with some serious habitat work after I get back in June!
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This is like the lamp from Xmas story ,I had a huge cast middle finger ,it was 4' tall my ole lady hated it ,one day while "dusting it it smashed into a million pieces ,I swear she was riding the finger to this day ,,
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dam I thought I had a bad week, after surgery and complications. I feel for ya.
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Here's some pics, the skulls not that bad just some messed up teeth but the back pads and class are kinda rough.
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Location for pick up ?
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Stop your bitchin'!!! That "bitch" just bought you a few hall passes if you play it correctly! Didn't anyone ever teach you how to make lemonade outta lemons?? [smoke]
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this is too good to be true what a classic
...so just give her a hug and tell her it's alright and start planing the next trip! Gerat photo of the kids on the rug, can't even tell it was burned 
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