Just in time for the 2013 6-day gun season me and my buddies axion and buckstopbps are offering a comprehensive 8 minute class on how to effectively drive deer on NJ WMA's. The class will include instructions on proper yo'bucking, how to cross onto private property and not be caught until after the fact, and how to respond to parents with kids whose day off from school to be in the woods was ruined by 40 guys running past their stand and urinating on their corn pile. Included with the cost of this class will be a map and schedule of where and when other clubs will be driving so no ones group will have drive a woods that was driven an hour earlier. Also for the first 100 that sign up we will tell you our secret on how to make a pot hunter who shot a buck on your drive feel guilty and give up your hard earned buck. All this for just $99.99. Cash and money orders only and paymets need to made in advance to ensure your seat in this popular class. Seating is limited so be sure to reserve yours now.
Deer driving school for wma's
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I'm in, where do we send the money?
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I can't believe they give classes on how to screw up someone's hunt. And that boys and girls is why I hunt with a crossbow!![wallmad]
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Its a joke bra...
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I'm in, where do we send the money?
pm me and I'll have buckstopbps run by and pick it up.shhhhh
pm me and I'll have buckstopbps run by and pick it up.shhhhh
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haha I agree with stevo.. but it is hilarious!
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Please do not send payments just pm me your address and I'll have axion or buckstopbps stop by and pick up the loot, I mean payment. shhhh
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That is a good one! Do the professors come with teeth or without????
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I bet hook and hoof is behind this great adventure!!!!
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[ko][ko]:snowman::snowman:
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Due to the fact that axion is otherwise occupied chasings cocks at colliers mill and buckstopbps lost his license and both are unable to collect payments all classes have been canceled until further notice or until this non-sense starts again, which ever happens first.
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Back by popular demand and non-sense we have reopened our rolls and are taking applications for our updated master deer driving school. For a $1,000.00 bucks we will make sure you appear smiling on this site with the buck of your dreams. Forget scouting, freezing fingers and toes, and get out there yo bucking and have a full season in a matter of days. Serious replies only.
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Im calling BS! I did not need my NJH Decoder Ring to read the original post!
BTW….Im selling the "Ofishal" Decoder Ring for $19.99 [ko]
BTW….Im selling the "Ofishal" Decoder Ring for $19.99 [ko]
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How much to fly the drone. Can I fly the drone, I wanna fly the drone.I don't want to walk in the woods I want to sit on the couch and blast deer on the tv. Can I Can I ,Quote me
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