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I have now officially harvested my first south jersey deer this afternoon, but certainly not without a bit of challenge from the great piney gods.[hihi]

I arrived at my property in zone 16 (Jackson) after work and fairly late for an afternoon hunt (3:45pm). I stalked to my spot bordering a hay field and before I got to my tree I spotted several does already entering the field. Although, at least one of them spotted me and they took off back into the cover.

A little while later they begin to filter back into the field and a big doe presents me with a 90 yard broadside shot, well within the reach of my Knight muzzleloader. I pull the trigger on the newly cleaned firearm only to hear the dreaded snap of a 209 primer. I have never had a failure to fire with a muzzleloader besides a light hit on a primer, which was my fault by messing with the spring tension in the bolt.

The doe is spooked but remains in the area. I attempt to find another primer and try a fresh primer. Once I finally get a new primer in I notice a herd of 10 does that had ran within 60 yards of my groundblind. I pick the lead doe but before I can shoot she turns and runs leaving me with a shot at the secondary doe. I squeeze the trigger and this time ignition.

She runs hard and low, however runs right for the house of an known anti hunter in the neighborhood dieing a mere 15 yards on the other side of the fence. I drive around and arrive at the house noting the accents of witch craft and dozens of cats on the property, secretly wishing to have a concealed carry before approaching the door. (un)fortunaley the owners are no longer home. I drive back around and utilized my go-go gadget extendable arms to finally retrieve my first piney trophy. So now I feel worthy to join the ranks of all the other watermellon baiting, deer driving, toothless, cousin dating pineys.:D

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Well take this from someone who was raised in the Mills from 1965 to 1993 when the term "piney" was pretty much 'TERMED" for a pine hawker, The fact that you can write and translate a story without spelling errors, let alone the fact it made sense. And it all took place during "daylight hours" or the words "cover your ears" as the gun goes out the truck window, And remember shooting a Remington 1100 out of a camaro will put a shell into the defroster vents forcing you to take the dash off to retrieve it because it rattles... And we never met a anti hunter in the mills back then just people that wanted some venison when we had extra...
 
so just shooting a doe doesn't yet "qualify you" to join the ranks of a piney yet... Cause some off us that grew up in the "mills" and the "worth" didn't have a golden spoon feeding them, and killing deer back then was for FOOD, because we didn't have the money to get a T-bone from Acme... That's just my "opinion".
 
Shooting a doe in Jackson doesn't qualify you as a piney. Especially after you went to the door to see if you could retreive it. A real PINEY, would have went in and retreived it.
 
A real PINEY, would have went in and retreived it.
A real Piney would have dressed in the back yard and fed the entails to her cats[rofl]
 
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The fact that you can write and translate a story without spelling errors, let alone the fact it made sense. And it all took place during "daylight hours" or the words "cover your ears" as the gun goes out the truck window
A real Piney would have dressed in the back yard and fed the entails to her cats
Ok ya'll got me I gots me some lerning to due.:D

(Ps if you didn't see anything wrong with that sentence your a piney[up])
 
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