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No matter where you hunt you can hear car traffic
Ain't that the truth... I was huntin the other night, gettin frustrated from not seein any deer. Not used to that. Then i stopped and listened, heard nothing but a combine and realized its all I had heard out there in 5 sits. Then realized to just enjoy not hearing any traffic knowing I was surrounded by nothing but land. NJ is tough...
 

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.....when the guy who stole your treestand, camera and climbing sticks is shooting deer in his backyard off of his deck while on his lap-top posting all of your stolen stuff on craigslist while you're 2 miles in the woods wondering why you can't find your tree-stand.
 

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your hunting in nj when,

you smell H2S from your stand
your can smell the pizza oven
you can hear the lighthouse sound from your stand
your biggest block is 451' away from houses on all 4 sides.
your stand is under a air plane traffic pattern.
 

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You know as soon as the landscapers are done cutting the grass, the deer will come back passed you back to the apple trees in the yeard you are hunting next to.
 

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When...you can hunt from a tree and watch tv through the window.
you can have more mountain bikers come down the trail than deer.
you can watch that big buck look both ways before crossing the highway.
you can see the buck you were after posted online after it was:
1. hit by a car.
2. shot by a cross bow.
3. die of toxic mud.
4. recovered by authorities after being poached... on and on[rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]
 
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