LOL! Do you eat crab or lobster? Have you seen what THEY eat? We pulled a dead body out the marsh once, covered with blue claws. A guy with us swore he would never eat crab cakes again, and I don't think he did. Me, I love 'em, and the Franklinville Inn in Franklinville NJ makes the best ones on the planet.I think you feed the other woodland creatures with crow! After watching them rip garbage bags apart and eat that crap I don't think one will make it to my dinner table any time soon!