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       An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read.. "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
      The officer then found his young accomplice down the road with a sign  reading "TIPS" ...and a bucket full of money.
      (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
       
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    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included with the photo.
     Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40 in cash. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
 
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       A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As
 the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball".
    He replied, "No, Ma'am...Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
  .....There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said! He then closed his book, and without another word spoken, got back in his patrol car and left.
    She was laughing too hard to start her car.
 

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That last one is good.
 
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