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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Eagles Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Eagles fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Flyers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

"I'm not a Flyers fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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