The pentagon announced a new 500 man fighting force called US ******* Special Forces (USRSF).
These men are from the Carolinas, Tenn, Ky,WV, Miss, Ok, Mo,Ark, Al, Ga, and Tx. They will be dropped into Iraq and given the following info:
Terrorists: The season opened today,
There is no limit
They taste like chicken
They don't like the Flag, Beer, Dogs. Trucks, old country music and Jesus.
They are directly responsible for the death of