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April 6, 2005


PETA's School Raid Rolled Into Sushi

You would be forgiven for thinking that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) cares more about a school of fish than a school of children. Once again, the group is swimming upstream from common decency by trying to brainwash children with anti-fishing messages. This week PETA activists descended on a Florida middle school. "The only problem was," The Miami Herald reported yesterday, "the kids weren't buying it."
Looking unfavorably upon a PETA activist clad in a giant fish costume, one student mustered his finest vocabulary, exclaiming: "What the hell is that? Get that out of here." His friend (perhaps not on the debate team, but chock full of common sense), added: "We're getting really pissed off, so we need the fish to leave."

Of course, PETA has used some rusty logic to hook kids with their animal rights message. The group claims, "Fish are intelligent animals." We disagree -- they're not smart, they're delicious! As one student put it, "To me, they're dumb."

Notwithstanding the merits (or lack thereof) of PETA's fish-charm offensive, finding people offended by PETA's tactics was as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. One parent complained to the Herald: "These are middle school kids and parents should be notified if they are trying to influence anything on them." The school's principal said she wasn't informed about PETA's raid, and responded by calling the school police. She added: "It's against the law to solicit to minors." Finally, one eighth-grader told the stuffed swimmer: "I'll eat you ... You're nothing but sushi to me."

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Some start kids. If the school was on the coast it is like dressing like a pheasant at a school in South Dakota.
 

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must say i love it.Maybe we should start throwning gut piles on the cloths like they put on fur coat wearers.I hate when someone ask me why are you killing the deer what did they do,and then start cursing at me.I tell them well im hungry and bambi taste very good.lol
 

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bambi taste very good
referring to deer as bambi is just a huge problem as far as I'm concerned. Bambi, nemo, PFT. Those are cartoon characters. PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THESE DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE FABRICATIONS. Deer are deer and fish are fish. They dont talk and act cute like the movies. I wish those PETA people came to my school. I probably would have been the one who had the school police called on me though. :X
 

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so true carlo..its like they have an overactive imagination that warps reality into something cuddly...
 
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