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• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

Throw mw in jail now. I was gunna hunt tomorrow, but I just got hole frim drinkin and therws no wayt I'll be out tomorrow morning. [sad] <---thst the color of my facre right now
 

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• Automobiles are not to p [no swearing please] horse drawn carriages on the street.
• Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
• Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
• Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
• Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
• Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
• If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
• In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
• In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m.
• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
• It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street.
• Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
• Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
• Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
• Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
• Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.
• Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
• There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike.
• Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
• Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.
• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
• You may not slurp your soup.
 

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• Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
 

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• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Now how do they go about telling the Animals this?

• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
 

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alaska is the place to live
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.(whos goin to volunteer to go stop them))))
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (((i allways travel with at least one)))
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. ((((i allways see them doin just that on all those tv hunting shows))))
 
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