The roofus, the roofus, the roofus is on fire we don't need no perch let the MFers swim...Swim MFers swim.
Hmmmm... must find out about this thing called a "roofus". Must be a top secret lure,no one will give up info on it. Must get into that top secret lure bank. Starting to plan the illegal entry.
Just walk into Dow's and ask where the roofus hooks are. Thats what I did. I use the yellow or white tails. Its just a hook with an eye on it...with either a while or yellow hair tail. I use it with a boober...and stick a worm on the hook. Then, I reel it in a little... pause...wait... the reel it in again... pause... wait, etc.