"...Damn, I forgot my "sheep boots"!!!!! Closer!!! Closer!!!!! Closer!!!!! Stop Squirming !!!!!..."
"...NJ deer herd devastated after having posted this picture in the woods throughout the state - This picture alone has decreased the deer population in all zones - NJ Deer have begun complete abstinance and have ceased rutting at the thought of the results of what the creature would look and act like if these two actually conceived...".