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Campbell addressing the people involved;

Campbell; "Folks theres no danger here....theres hardly any bears in the state of NJ. Hunters darn near wiped out all of them in 2003, and the few remaining bears are harmless."

onlookers; "sir, SIR, theres an enourmous bear behind you!"

Campbell; "Thats impossi......OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES....its a man-killer...."

Someone on another site suggested that if he wants to use bear contraception, that he could stand out in High Point state park, covered in ham glaze and bacon grease, passing out condoms to the harmless lil bears.

Sounds like a plan, Ill get the bacon grease!
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