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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 2:59 PM | ||
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We have a bar but no bartender. I would like to offer my services as the bartender. What will you have?
I personally will sneak a nice glass of Bookers Bourbon while I await your responses...hey, I'm new to this bartending job, but you gotta live a little 
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 4:59 PM | ||
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ill take a captain and coke please __________________ Vice President
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 5:46 PM | ||
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Ice cold yuengling lager beer or if when mood strikes me for liquor, johnnie walker black on the rocks. __________________ NRA LIFE MEMBER
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 6:02 PM Last Edited By: kmtpr | ||
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Used to enjoy 7&7 on the rocks __________________ Am a non-hunter who is PRO hunting supporting what YOU like to do!
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 6:05 PM Last Edited By: Dubs | ||
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Amstel please __________________ The bowman, to be successful as a hunter, must learn to perfection the habits of his game.
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 6:32 PM | ||
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I'll have a Manhattan.. And buy that cougar barfly at the end of the bar whatever she is drinking.. __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 7:08 PM | ||
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i try almost anthing but chevis on the rocks is one of my favorites and vo and 7 and beer coors lite the others bloat to much but a hanny or becks once in a while is nice to __________________ ubnj member
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 8:09 PM | ||
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I personally will sneak a nice glass of Bookers Bourbon while I await your responses Good stuff!!! Had a glass of Booker's the other day manhattan, jack and ginger, a good vodka on the rocks with a twist, or an ice cold draught brew__________________ NJOA
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 8:59 PM Last Edited By: buckhunterschick | ||
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Quote: or in your expressochevis on the rocks  __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 9:13 PM | ||
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When I'm burning the midnight oil, Give me a redbull and Vodka, normally Coors light, or Yeungling Black & Tan __________________ "Let em GO and They will Grow" (When I grow up can I hunt with LITTLELOU !!!!!!!)
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 10:58 PM | ||
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A bottle of Bud and a shot of JD is how I like to start the night off...
I'd like to tell you how I finish those nights off but I can't remember...   __________________ ............................................
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| Posted: 25 Apr 2007 10:59 PM | ||
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or in your expresso homemade moonshine
cardenal Mendoza in a heated glass please __________________  Git-R-Done
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 6:30 AM | ||
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Quote: cardenal Mendoza in a heated glass please Quote: my mouth is watering!!homemade moonshine __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 7:07 AM | ||
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A bottle of Bud and a shot of JD is how I like to start the night off... I'd like to tell you how I finish those nights off but I can't remember... In the dog house, thats how you finished them off.. __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 7:17 AM | ||
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Since it's 8:20am I'll start with a bloody mary, have to get my vitamins and minerals to start the day you know For lunch send over a bottle of sam adams honey porter with my rare burger and for dinner I'll have a dry stoli martini with an olive. After that I'll switch to sauza hornitos on the rocks. __________________ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 10:26 AM | ||
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It's noon somewhere... Makers Mark on the rocks just before it is empty I'd like a Jack and Coke with a lime in front of me __________________ Live in NH for now..Born in NJ
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 10:36 AM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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Good stuff!!! We only serve the finest!!! There is no political correctness here, everyone is invited and there is no limit as this is an establishment of debauchery
Rounds have been served to everyone...the first, on the house of course. We have everything on tap as well as a full complement of hard spirits. Oh, never mind that corn smell - Just a little something I have going on down in the basement for those desiring a little lightning with their water. WoodruffLou, would you like anything for the three girls you brought with you?...ohhh, I'm sorry she's just all woman. Oneshotkill and Dubs, sorry about the taps being a little foamy at first - they are fresh - I assure you...we've corrected the problem. Kmtpr, a 7&7 coming right up from the past! Scrubby, a Manhatten, no way, for you I have something stronger considering all I've heard...here's a free key to the basement - please duck as you wouldn't want to hit your head on all the brass coils - I think you'll find our moonshine is top notch. Oh yeah, and that barfly you speak of is Wingshooter - but I'll get him a drink from you anyway You sure you haven't already been down the basement
Bayonne...Chevis it is...we'll serve it without the rocks and get rid of those training wheels. Could I offer you a fine cuban as well?
MS22, I think I'll share another glass of Bookers with you and put the TV on a good Clint Eastwood movie...like High Plains Drifter. You can keep the bottle
Buckhunterschick, one expresso with a kick for the lovely lady.
Oh yeah Wing, when you are done with Scrubby's drink that he graciously bought you (No there's no spit in it!!!), you can go to the basement to imbide the finest moonshine this side of the cornfield. BumHunt, turkey slayer, we can put some of that oil on top of that redbull/vodka tonic, light it up, and have the bar's first flaming shot!!! THAT should be an eye-opener and keep you awake 
JerseyJim, okies if you insist, but I would rather see you substitute JD with Jim Beam...much better company 
And finally SuperX...I think I'll join you on that Bloody Mary...had a few of them when I was out in Vegas last week would you like celery with that? Oh and a tip...V8 juice (hot/spicy version) is the best.
I am working on getting a pool table, dart board, jacuzzi, a couple dancing poles, and mud/jello wrestling pools installed as we speak. We have unisex bathrooms which should make this bar interesting, but PLEASE try to keep the graffiti DIRTY...thank you. I apologize for the commotion in the back as I'm having a room built to accommodate late night poker games. Whose says ArcheryTalk can have the only bar in town.
WANTED: A few apes to take on bouncing/security responsibilities. WANTED: A few trophies to hang on the walls...heck, I don't have any yet
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 10:48 AM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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Oh NHBuck, a latecomer...well Makers Mark is very fine. I'll try to keep the mud flowing And the clock is permanently stopped at 12:00pm, Noon - see look over the bar, next to that 12 point deer head with bras hanging from the antlers.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 10:51 AM | ||
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can go to the basement to imbide the finest moonshine this side of the cornfield. it has been months since I had some good shine and I miss it ,there is nothing like it put the jar in some ice for 20 minutes and start sippin and dont plan on doing much the rest of the day __________________ redneck white trash
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 11:03 AM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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it has been months since I had some good shine and I miss it ,there is nothing like it put the jar in some ice for 20 minutes and start sippin and dont plan on doing much the rest of the day Yes and it is served here out Mason jars with free refills, help yourself to one from the pile in the corner. The basement is quite cool so I think you will approve of the temperature. I have an old radio playing some Johnny Cash out on the porch if you would like to listen to a little music and enjoy the spring breeze. The porch has a good view of the lake littered with lilly pads and cattails. Feel free to use the small rowboat and canepole, I hear there are 10 lb bass in that lake - I haven't had time to fish it lately, but it used to stock a few lunkers including one named El Diablo that broke many a line and pole. Just watch out for the underwater structure at the east end of the lake...submerged stumps you see, but great territory for the spawn toward the back shallows where the "crick" comes in. You know the best moonshine I had came from under a wooden porch of a log cabin in a mason jar at a relatives house in North Carolina...true story...and it was VERY SWEET and smooth. The sweetness was surprising.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 12:39 PM | ||
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Quote: And buy that cougar barfly at the end of the bar whatever she is drinking.
Quote: Oh yeah, and that barfly you speak of is Wingshooter  __________________ There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and Statistics.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 12:44 PM | ||
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Hmm Can you make my Manhattan with the moon shine?? __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
Says who???? IM A BIG FAT GUY
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 12:46 PM | ||
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Hmm Can you make my Manhattan with the moon shine?? why would you waste good shine on that __________________ redneck white trash
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 12:53 PM Last Edited By: Scrubby rack buck | ||
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why would you waste good shine on that A Manhattan is no sissy umbrella drink..all booze dood. __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 12:57 PM | ||
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A Manhattan is no sissy umbrella drink..all booze dood. not what I am saying ,beer and wiskey and some brandy are all I drink ,I have 5 gallons of brandy aging now {home brew}just never had a manhattan ,if I ordered one in the bar I go to they would throw me out the door head first __________________ redneck white trash
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 1:27 PM | ||
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Hmm Can you make my Manhattan with the moon shine?? We aim to please...and I'll even throw in a complimentary snow globe of the Manhattan skyline!!! Comin' right up and served by our new luscious barmaid named Hilda - blond and decked out in a skintight, red sequin jumpsuit and high heels.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 1:29 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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A Manhattan is no sissy umbrella drink..all booze dood. Anyone for a Zombie?...that's all booze too...just have to pick out the fingers floating in the concoction.
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 1:36 PM | ||
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Think I'll go with a stinger today. __________________ Am a non-hunter who is PRO hunting supporting what YOU like to do!
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 1:48 PM Last Edited By: Cheese | ||
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Think I'll go with a stinger today Brandy and Creme de Menthe Make mine a Lagavulin neat in a low ball glass |
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| Posted: 26 Apr 2007 1:56 PM | ||
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Brandy and Creme de Menthe Thanks Cheese, I was just gonna ask what it was made of...haven't heard of that one. Speaking of cheese...Just got off the phone with a contractor...having a wine cellar added...gonna hire a sommelier to help around here with wine suggestions...maybe I'll talk to tdaly...I hear he's into wines. |
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