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Posted:  06 May 2007 10:10 PM   Last Edited By: wingshooter
no!!!! that was me trying to get away whille you were man-handling...I feel like Jodie Foster in the accused ,,,,,by the way i hope that it was your cell phone that was poking my hip    but from the glazed look you had, probably not
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Posted:  07 May 2007 5:49 AM   Last Edited By: kmtpr
Some of these images gave me nightmares. I need a stiff one. Bartender, give me a triple shot of Tequila and line up a second one.
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Posted:  07 May 2007 6:41 AM
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Tom is that you
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Posted:  07 May 2007 6:43 AM
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who doesn't like men


ummmmmm, me..Hairy man ass,,Ewwwww
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Posted:  07 May 2007 7:04 AM
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Posted:  07 May 2007 7:09 AM
Tom knob gobbler. Toom  tool toucher...Tom taint tickler...I can go all day...
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Posted:  07 May 2007 8:00 AM
to all you turd burglars, and t'baggers....shots on the house
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Posted:  07 May 2007 8:44 AM
Hmmmm, I'm feelin kinda randy this morning, you got any whowah's  in the back??


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Posted:  07 May 2007 9:27 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
Okies, been gone for the later part of the weekend.  Shots were given out and same to all those diehard Devil's fans.  I actually like Toronto, but you see were we are in the standings


Let's see Ta Kill Ya!!! comin' up...

I hope your Bloody Mary was less bloody and MORE Mary

A big flaming shot for tdaly...I can feel the love in this bar today   Is that Wingshooter under Tom's skirt?

I had the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby...I bet sensibly on Street Sense with a few trifectas involving my longshots:  Great Hunter and Storm in May.  Well I doubled my money!!!!

Thanks Rich for the Morels...I'll talk to Paul about getting them.  Keep in mind it looks good for two weekends from now to have a close out the turkey season hunt with you...talke to you later!!!   Gobble Gobble!!!

Breakfast special is Southern Fried Venison and eggs, baked potato sliced up and fried, and a side of pineapple!!!  I had this on Saturday and our chef is amazing


Hilda take over for me for a bit...I have business in the backroom to attend to today...plus gotta go to the AC track to cash in my winning tickets!!!

Street Sense BROKE THE CURSE!!!  I believe he is the first horse that won the Breeder's Cup Juvenile to ever win The Derby!!!  Welp, enough about horse racing until the Preakness!!!  Take it lite all and let Hilda take care of you
Posted:  07 May 2007 9:54 AM
I had the winner too, but I missed the couple of exactas and tri's I had so I wound up losing a couple of bucks for the day..
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Posted:  07 May 2007 11:59 AM
Just got back from the track...made more than double the total money I bet.  Between my wife and I, we bet only $20 a few small win bets and exactas and trifectas.  With the little $8 bet I made to win on #7 it paid out $11.80 on a $2 bet.  So we came out ahead though we did lose the exotics like you did. 

Round on the house for all...Boilermakers!!!
Posted:  07 May 2007 12:25 PM
Excuse the mess all around here...we been remodeling to accomadate the...

"Hey, Watch the door jam!!!!"

Mechanical Bull we are installing.  The installation is a bit hectic, but we aim to provide the perfect fantasy setting to meet all our patron's needs.  Mechanical Bull was suggested by a retired rodeo clown that occasionally frequents this establishment.  I hear he still has a horn embedded up his arse and collects worker's comp for his injuries.  I, personally, think he's full of bullsh*t   That reminds me, hey NS911, if you ever frequent seedy joints like this one...we gotta get together with the rodeo wives and hit Cowtown sometime...when you guys free up your action packed schedule.

We will have a dedication ceremony of the steel bull in memorial of "Buddy" the Queensland Blue Heeler that used to round up bulls at Cowtown.  I believe he died of old age...that little "spunky" dog could really move those bulls...I always felt lucky that I saw him work his magic!!!  Died April 30, 2003.

Hey I just had a thought...maybe we can combine the wet tee shirt contest with a few rounds on the mechanical bull...the hottest 8 seconds in bar history...
Posted:  07 May 2007 1:07 PM
how about a guinness....being a lazy good for nothing is hard work!
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Posted:  07 May 2007 1:24 PM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
Two Guinness coming up

Man, after reading Wingshooters MADD poem it got me thinking...

*Wvinter nails up a sign by the door of the bar..."Drink Responsibly...free cab rides home"*

If you don't, drink responsibly that is, we always have the wiffle room
Posted:  07 May 2007 9:22 PM
Just in from another big basball win, It was dusty and I'm in the mood for a tall Bombay and tonic. Last time you forgot the lime so get with it Hilda.
Posted:  07 May 2007 9:32 PM
not driving so hit me up with a remy
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Posted:  07 May 2007 9:33 PM
I'll take a shot of whiskey, preferrably Rebel Yell
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Posted:  07 May 2007 10:20 PM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
Rebel Yell...very nice choice for the price...I've been a Wild Turkey man lately

Remy coming up...very nice VSOP...on the house for the good natured ribbin' you've been takin'   Have a nice La Gloria Cubana to go with that fine spirit...on the house of course!!! Wonderful bouquet

Bombay and tonic for Ray...speak The King's english   Oh by the way Ray, Hilda never fails to please so I'm sure you were mesmerized by her beauty and forgot about the lime

And a round on the house for one of our resident turkey slayers Bumhunt for his 1000th post...good job and you're on your way to becoming addicted here
Posted:  07 May 2007 10:25 PM
thanks for the drink, pour me another one just like Lays you cant just have one
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Posted:  07 May 2007 10:30 PM
A round on me to whoever is still up
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Posted:  07 May 2007 10:43 PM
Another round for you both and an additional one, ON FIRE for tdaly with a cheer from another post:

Only the best for, hopefully, our new sommelier...you have a budget that will allow you start your own winery with the finest grapes from around the world...that is if you can tear yourself away from the stewardesses ...enjoy  (I feel like Ricardo Montalban...Quien es mas macho Ricardo Montalban o Lorenzo Lamas )...and you can even have a private vineyard on some choice 100 acres that surround our "little" hole in the wall gin mill  I assure you that the soil is choice
Posted:  07 May 2007 10:45 PM
I'll take a Jack & coke....... To celebrate my 1000 post
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Posted:  07 May 2007 10:48 PM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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I'll take a Jack & coke....... To celebrate my 1000 post


Jack...I'm soooo sorry, but we aim to please...please try Jimmy Beam too...I think in the taste test you will be quite pleased...but, you are the boss...enjoy your Jack...  Hilda, help the gentleman out and be sure to put his drink in one our commemorative silver glasses   BTW the Coke is from one of those old glass bottles...a fine vintage
Posted:  07 May 2007 10:55 PM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
Good night all!!! Enjoy and I'm sure Hilda will keep you all satisfied...I'll leave you with a quarter in the jukebox with Bad Company's "Runnin' with the Pack"  Please enjoy any additional selections...Ciao for now   Dimmer switch on low
Posted:  08 May 2007 3:20 AM
I'm having one of those sleepless nights, been sitting here on this stool for hours, just sipping a few Old Grandads.
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Posted:  08 May 2007 9:31 AM
expresso and chivas please my lil one has a nasty cold wich made for a long night.i need a pick me up.
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Posted:  08 May 2007 9:41 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
Comin' right up ladies!!!

Enjoy and for a healthy start to your day have a bowl of pineapple chunks.

Breakfast special will be toasted New York Style bagels with Alaskan smoked salmon, onions, and capers.  Enjoy!!!  A little Lox and Bagels for the morning crowd

A guy out on the lake this morning caught a few chain pickerel.  We were all out on the porch watching one large size specimen tow this poor guy around in his boat for at least a half an hour.  Boat finally got caught up on a submerged log and the fish pulled him into the lake...I think he is still out there being pulled around treading water...some BIG fish in that lake

On a serious note, did any of you hear about the foiled terrorist plot involving Fort Dix?
Posted:  08 May 2007 10:09 AM
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Enjoy and for a healthy start to your day have a bowl of pineapple chunks
i wish i could but I'm allergic...can we make it strawberries?
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On a serious note, did any of you hear about the foiled terrorist plot involving Fort Dix?
yes, they caught them in the planning phase of the attack.
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Posted:  08 May 2007 10:28 AM
Is it 12:00 yet??

Tanguray and tonic please.........it's quite possible that I had one too many last night after playing golf.

Oooooff..
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Posted:  08 May 2007 10:54 AM
I'll take a Tanguray and tonic also, maybe it will jump start my afternoon.
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