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Posted: 02 May 2007 1:15 PM
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could i trouble you for a apple martini? hopefully it will subdue my allergies for a minute __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!

Posted: 02 May 2007 1:36 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Quote: could i trouble you for a apple martini? hopefully it will subdue my allergies for a minute Sorry for the delay, I was bizzy setting up the trampoline in the backroom and Hilda has the afternoon off. Sure, one apple martini comin' right up...give me a second as I have to go out to the orchard and pick you a Red Delicious to slice up and put into your drink! I have bad allergies as well. Allergic to all kinds of things...thankfully NOT food. Hay, horse hair included - I have horses and a barn full of hay...now go figure I wear a surgical mask when I do barn work.

Posted: 02 May 2007 1:38 PM
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Quote: I have to go out to the orchard and pick you a Red Delicious to slice up and put into your drink! you are a dream come true! __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!

Posted: 02 May 2007 1:39 PM
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Quote: you are a dream come true! That's what this post is made of!!! My pleasure

Posted: 02 May 2007 2:18 PM
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Quote: That's what this post is made of!!! My pleasure Thread rather.

Posted: 02 May 2007 8:57 PM
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Mark, I'll take a little Johny Walker Blue straight up. __________________ It isn't the catch or the kill that makes for a great outdoor experience but enjoying all that God has created for us. Email me at birdmanmike@verizon.net instead of using PM's Official Hunt and Fish NJ Pro Staffer

Posted: 02 May 2007 9:15 PM
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a triple of cardenal Mendoza, __________________ Git-R-Done FREE RUGGIE [spy]

Posted: 03 May 2007 7:33 AM
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a shot of whiskey and a coffee please? __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!

Posted: 03 May 2007 9:33 AM
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Quote: Mark, I'll take a little Johny Walker Blue straight up. Geeze 25 bucks a shot..Good stuff though.. think I'll take one of those myself.. Mikes buying.. __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." Says who???? Support Single Mothers Of America---->PRO STAFFER

Posted: 03 May 2007 9:38 AM
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will someone please pick that fat drunkin kid woodruff up off the floor ,he has had to much to drink .let him sleep it off out back __________________ redneck white trash

Posted: 03 May 2007 10:43 AM
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Quote: will someone please pick that fat drunkin kid woodruff up off the floor ,he has had to much to drink .let him sleep it off out back from what i headr he was so drunk and obnoxious trhat they threw him out of the bar and banned him __________________ Git-R-Done FREE RUGGIE [spy]

Posted: 03 May 2007 10:47 AM
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Quote: from what i headr he was so drunk and obnoxious trhat they threw him out of the bar and banned him I wonder how long this time.. Damn kid cand handle is booze.. __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." Says who???? Support Single Mothers Of America---->PRO STAFFER

Posted: 03 May 2007 11:24 AM
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Quote: from what i headr he was so drunk and obnoxious trhat they threw him out of the bar and banned him I have been thrown out of many bars back in the day ,now I just realize there is a time to go to bed __________________ redneck white trash

Posted: 03 May 2007 11:33 AM
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he needs to join MADT mothers against drunken typing __________________ Git-R-Done FREE RUGGIE [spy]

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:00 PM
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dont you mean FADT= fat as's drunkin typing __________________ redneck white trash*

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:44 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Don't worry, no one gets thrown outa this bar...we have a special padded room where we let all the drunks "play" with wiffleball bats...gets kinda interesting in there. I think Lou challenged a bunch of ladies to a mean game of wiffleball - last score, though HEAVILY contested, was Lou 6, buoyancy challenged drunkin' ladies 0. He's having a lot of fun in there and gettin' a lot of road rash from the walls. Just a warning, I think it was "naked" wiffleball so if you don't wanna go blind I wouldn't suggest going in there Anyway, I think I'll give Lou a funnel of his favorite beer on the house for winning the game, so he doesn't have to get up from the floor Quote: I'll take a nice glass of Drambuie One glass coming up and if you look out in the parking lot you will see a tanker truck filled with Becks...drive it home and enjoy Quote: a triple of cardenal Mendoza, Surely, and you can have our special Pope Mendoza too!!! Quote: a shot of whiskey and a coffee please? What kinda whiskey would you prefer with Columbian's finest? Quote: Mark, I'll take a little Johny Walker Blue straight up. Certainly Mike...but I'll do one better, have the bottle and take an extra home with you...we don't need profit in this place...we have a few anonymous or "silent" partners who keep the supplies endless. You have one too Scrubby. Quote: I have been thrown out of many bars back in the day ,now I just realize there is a time to go to bed There's a couple of hammocks on the porch...feel free to kick back, listen to the breeze, and rest for the afternoon. Today's lunch special: smoked turkey on a bed of wild rice, green beans, and chocolate mousse for desert. Little longshot tip for the Derby..."Storm in May" morning line odds of 30-1...you gotta take big chances to win big!!! I'll be puttin' my BIG $5 wager on this cat to win and throw her into a few exotics

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:55 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Quote: I'll try that lunch special and a Guiness draft to wash it down. One lunch special coming up and I assume the large pint size for your GUINNESS. And by the way, the food is divine prepared by our new Cajun chef Pierre By the way, how did you manage on your turkey hunt with Rich...did you go up again yet? I thought it was today or tommorrow? Excuse me for a second, I have an announcement, Hilda will be serving jello shots from her ample bosom for $1 a shot for the next hour or if you prefer our bouncer Matty will be serving crotch shots of Wild Turkey from, well...I just can't say it

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:59 PM
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Quote: Hilda will be serving jello shots from her ample bosom for $1 a shot for the next hour I'll take 2 Maybe you can put a rush on that lunch special. I've got an appointment to get to soon. No luck with the turkey hunt Mark. Going out again next week, possibly Thurs or Fri. Too busy this week. In fact, I'm glad I stepped into this place, I rarely have time to eat lunch.

Posted: 03 May 2007 1:01 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Hilda, you heard the man...two jellos comin' up. Watch it wiggle...see it jiggle...smooth and...ahem, now where was I? Oh yeah, glad you could stop by and good luck on your hunt What? Appointment at three? Well, look over the bar, the clock says noon...you have PLENTY of time. Wvinter fails to mention that the clock always says noon here

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:43 PM
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Are there any bar specials for Cinco De Mayo this saturday. How about we get some bottles of Mescal, the real booze with the worm in it!!!!!!! __________________ NJOA UBNJ NJSFSC RFA USSA NRA

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:50 PM
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Quote: Mescal, the real booze with the worm in it!!!!!!! Certainly, but you have to eat the worm if I give you a bottle, agreed?

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:52 PM
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i just went a round with lou in the wiffle room.......it's ugly folks but kinky none the less __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:57 PM
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Quote: it's ugly folks but kinky none the less

Posted: 03 May 2007 12:58 PM
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buckhunters chick, you never said which type of whiskey you prefer...please don't say Jack Daniels

Posted: 03 May 2007 1:00 PM
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By the way, I better hold off on those shots, don't want to stumble in to my 3:00 appt.

Posted: 03 May 2007 1:07 PM
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Quote: drive it home and enjoy Oh yeah, but make sure you wash it afterwards

Posted: 03 May 2007 1:09 PM
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Quote: I think I like this place Stick around for the mud wrestling later. And Thursday nights there usually is a good poker game in the backroom.

Posted: 03 May 2007 1:10 PM
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never mind the whiskey...after the whiffle room i will have a double of firewater please.as far as the crotch shots..... I'd rather the titty trickler please __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!