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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:01 PM | ||
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Don't worry ladies I am trying to hire a hunky bouncer for the bar...any takers guys? You just have to walk around topless with chaps and a nice bowtie. I would like to apply for this position Wvinter. I have included a video of myself in attire similar to what you require. Thanks---Matt Video of my tryout. __________________ "Only in dictionaries does SUCCESS come before WORK." -Alfred K. Henderson
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:06 PM Last Edited By: Scrubby rack buck | ||
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and scrubby, its a half shot of baileys and jameson mixed together in a shot glass in a car bomb Oh yea I forgot the Jameson, silly me...  __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
Says who???? IM A BIG FAT GUY
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:06 PM | ||
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LOL Matty. As soon as i saw your post, i thought of the Chris Farley video  __________________ Vice President
Woodruff Rod and Gun Club "If i see BONE, Its goin HOME" - CAT FIRE IT UP Woke up at 5am, put on my camouflage Wiped off my .243 and fired up my Dodge Headed out to my ol' deerstand back in the pines Gonna get me a ten point buck with 11 inch tines, yeah FREE RUGGIE |
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:17 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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I have included a video of myself in attire similar to what you require. *Read like a form letter* [Fill in Name] Thank you for your inquiry. At this time, we have no positions available, but will keep your application and tape on file for the period of one year. Thank you for your interest. The Management Damn, I can't open up the link at work...blocked as adult content - so you have to get the job now based on content alone...your hired  Ladies, sorry, that's the best I can do for now unless of course a complaint is lodged. 
I assume it is Chris Farley and Patrick Gaysey. That was some funny.... Lou thanks for the clarification Here's a shot on the house of Jaegermeister 
Welcome all the new NJH Gin Mill bouncer...Matty!!! Here's your official NJH G-String now go start bouncin' will ya...it doubles as a slingshot for pesky turkeys that come in from the left side. Good stories by the way (in all seriousness...if there is any of that here)
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:18 PM | ||
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Oh please Matty you make Chris farley look like Brad Pitt.....
Code: I tease because I too am in this category __________________ "Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
Says who???? IM A BIG FAT GUY
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:37 PM | ||
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Irish carbomb A half to 3/4 of a pint of Guiness A shot of Baileys You forgot the Jameson __________________ "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote" - Benjamin Franklin
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:42 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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You forgot the Jameson Already been corrected, but thank you sir and what can I get for you this fine day? It's on the house as this is your first visit, heck it would be on the house if this was your second visit
While you decide I have a jukebox being delivered and have to attend to it...I hope it doesn't have all Barry Manilow songs on it this time. I sent the last one back!
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:44 PM Last Edited By: WoodruffLou | ||
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Id like to buy a round for the whole bar __________________ Vice President
Woodruff Rod and Gun Club "If i see BONE, Its goin HOME" - CAT FIRE IT UP Woke up at 5am, put on my camouflage Wiped off my .243 and fired up my Dodge Headed out to my ol' deerstand back in the pines Gonna get me a ten point buck with 11 inch tines, yeah FREE RUGGIE |
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 2:47 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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Id like to buy a round for the whole bar Done...and a great way to start the weekend. I'm sure everyone will thank you for your generosity. I'll let Hilda handle the drinks 
Getting ready to leave...goin' up North for my first turkey hunt tomorrow...wish me luck!!! See you all and have a great evening and weekend
In the meantime, maybe hijack this puppy or come up with some songs you would like to see on the new jukebox!!!! |
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 8:05 PM | ||
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Hilda can I have Rum and Coke please, oh is that a bottle of Havana Club I see there can I have my drink made with that? __________________ There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and Statistics.
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 8:13 PM | ||
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Hilda i'll have an ice cold Becks with a remy chaser __________________  Git-R-Done
FREE RUGGIE     [spy] |
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| Posted: 27 Apr 2007 8:33 PM | ||
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Quote: You got that right!!!In the dog house, thats how you finished them off.. __________________ ............................................
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2007 8:04 AM Last Edited By: buckhunterschick | ||
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what the bar closed on a Saturday morning? preposterous! am i going to have to go back to my old watering hole? i hope that my next expresso and chivas is on the house __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2007 10:32 AM Last Edited By: kmtpr | ||
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Pretty quiet in here, this morning. Hope everyone is enjoying their day, regardless of what you are doing. Had my coffee hours ago, this morning. Gee, feel like having a shot of Mohawk blackberry brandy and it's nearly lunchtime, as well. Will stop in again, later. __________________ Am a non-hunter who is PRO hunting supporting what YOU like to do!
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2007 3:05 PM | ||
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Whew, getting thirsty. Hilda, pour me a cold brew from the tap, will ya. Thx. Hope someone is around to join me. __________________ Am a non-hunter who is PRO hunting supporting what YOU like to do!
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2007 5:41 PM | ||
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The DEVILS game is on soon.... Time to relax with a cold bottle of Bud and enjoy the game.... __________________ ............................................
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| Posted: 29 Apr 2007 8:57 PM Last Edited By: Wvinter | ||
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Howdy all, it is getting late and I've had an action packed weekend...just stopping in to make sure Hilda is taking care of everyone. I'll turn the lights down low with the dimmer switch and put on a little Bonnie Raitt on the jukebox...have a good night all and I will be back on Tuesday after my wife's surgery. Had a great weekend in the mountains with Rich...gobble gobble!!!
Paul (NS911), by the time I got the yard done, went out for dinner, had birthday cake for the Mrs it was late...I will call you tomorrow to see if you guys are stopping by the hospital Tuesday...You and Rich are not gonna get one red cent from me in blackmail ...What happens in Vernon...stays in Vernon
Night all...and DO let the bed bugs bite!!!
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 6:12 PM | ||
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Wheres my single malt this cigar is niceeeee. Damn bartender must be busy making arrows from turkeys for turkeys
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 7:02 PM | ||
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I was mud covered A week. I hope it dries for awhile so I can enjoy a victory drink after the next ballgame. May chase the turks next week, depends on the stripers. Wheres my shot of Wild Turkey
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 7:50 PM | ||
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Bartender brought me up a 12 pack of Beck's Sat... But we drank it while we washed his wife's car... Not all of it...but, you deserve a case for THAT duty...It's OK...the jig is up...when NS911 tried to blackmail me...she already knew the deal...she refuses to look at the pictures I'm safe for now.
Vernon?  Holy Crap...I'm screwed
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 8:14 PM | ||
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may i have a soco straight please? __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 8:35 PM | ||
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Wheres my single malt How 'bout Longmorn Single Malt Should serve you well!
BTW A BIG thanks to gobblegetter for sending me all those turkey feathers....and A ROUND ON THE HOUSE FOR ALL!!!! Name your poison!!! Thank ye Thank ye!!! |
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 8:45 PM | ||
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may i have a soco straight please? Straight as an arrow!!!! |
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| Posted: 01 May 2007 9:20 PM | ||
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| Anyone for a nightcap...I'm soooo tired that I can't see straight...Night All!!!! AND, happy hunting!!! | ||
| Posted: 02 May 2007 9:01 AM | ||
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Like to give an early morning round of Bloody Marys on the house to all in celebration of 35Whelan's help to all the new turkey hunters. He could be out in the woods himself getting turkeys, instead he is out helping others and still keeping a hectic work schedule. Big thumbs up and I hope he comes through big with a late season gobbler of his own
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| Posted: 02 May 2007 9:06 AM | ||
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Thx for the Bloody Mary, Wvinter. 2nd one is on me. Quote: Here, here. I second that. Big thumbs up and I hope he comes through big with a late season gobbler of his own Good luck, Rich. Kathy  __________________ Am a non-hunter who is PRO hunting supporting what YOU like to do!
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| Posted: 02 May 2007 9:54 AM | ||
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wvinter, glad to see you back.how is the wife?i hear you had a heck of a time on your turkey huntmay i have a guiness and a drink for you. when rich(35) comes in,can you give him a cold one on me? hope all is well.... __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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| Posted: 02 May 2007 10:46 AM | ||
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One triple shot of Wild Turkey for Randolphray
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Mark... How's the wife????? Hope everything went well for her... Give her my best wishe's for a speedy recovery.... She's doing good. Operation went smooth like that triple shot will go for Ray. She is now convalescing at home while I make like a personal slave...labor of love you see Finally got the yard all cleaned up and mowed/edged so now I it will not be as hectic. I will let Michelle know of your well wishes.
Another Bloody Mary and Guinness coming up...I'll just sip on a little moonshine from this jug behind the bar. Can't wait...the Kentucky Derby is coming up this weekend. There will be several rounds of Mint Julips for all that day and maybe we can prognosticate a little and come up with a winner. Anyone for a song on the jukebox? It is kinda quiet here and the sun sure feels good filtered through a few of the plateglass windows in the cool confines of this here bar. I'll start it with a little Kenny Chesney...The Good Stuff. Excuse me while I direct the delivery guy on where to put that potted palm tree...I think this will be a Jimmy Buffet afternoon...any Parrotheads out there? Let me pour a little sand on the wooden floor and set up a few tiki torches and beach chairs. Lunch special will be coconut shrimp on the barby with a few drinks with umbrellas.
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| Posted: 02 May 2007 10:48 AM | ||
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| Upside down shotglass on the bar for 35Whelan when he comes in. | ||
| Posted: 02 May 2007 1:13 PM | ||
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Quote: Upside down shotglass on the bar for 35Whelan when he comes in. __________________ remember...when you point a finger at someone there is always three pointing right back at you!!!
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