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Posted:  26 Apr 2007 10:51 PM
now would I do that
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Posted:  26 Apr 2007 10:59 PM
no not you, youd never even think of that..

i'm starting to think that you might be a hit man hired by that certain friend of yours .....

now i know why you wanted me to go on your boat.....never mind mr. Soprano no boating for me




btw did you read your e-mail
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Posted:  26 Apr 2007 11:12 PM
Great thread Winter.
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 6:11 AM
A little too early to booze it up, but I think I'll have a mimosa as it has OJ   How is everyone this morning?
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 6:23 AM
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but I think I'll have a mimosa


related to Jersey Jim by any chance
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 6:28 AM
good morning everyone, expresso and a shot of moon on the side please! my 2 year old decided it was party time at 3 am, and then again at 6 am. i'm feeling very chipper this morning
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 6:43 AM
morning ladies, I'll just have a coffee.  Black and strong - like Wing likes his men
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 6:51 AM
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 7:21 AM
<speaking with a lisp> Tommy you werent supposed to tell anyone,
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 8:12 AM
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Black and strong - like Wing likes his men

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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 8:55 AM
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related to Jersey Jim by any chance
Not that I know of

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Black and strong
Tom, a little caffeine jolt, eh? I need a little cream in mine
Later, K
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:04 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Great thread Winter.


Thank you Thank you

Morning all.  I hope while I was away that Hilda got all your drinks for you!  You know she mixes drinks with her ample cleavage...many a charming concoction has been created within her wonderful decolletage.  She's from the Alps you know

Don't worry ladies I am trying to hire a hunky bouncer for the bar...any takers guys?   You just have to walk around topless with chaps and a nice bowtie. (somebody's gotta have a good retort about somebody with this one)

Hey Lou, forgive my ignorance, but what is a besieger bombs?  I hope Hilda helped you out with that one.

Well hello tdaly25 and welcome to our little establishment...or should I say Gin Mill...Pomegranate Martini...very nice choice...would that be with Vodka or Gin?  Our Gin is straight from the bathtub and will put hair on your chest.  And, have you given any thought regarding the post of this place's official sommelier?  I assure you we have every wine imaginable in our newly constructed wine cellar - completed with the finest woods from Spain, temperature and environment controlled too. I heard you were into wines...did you go to school for it?
Oh yeah, here is your Grand Marnier...Hilda already got you one?  No worries...have another it will go good with your coffee

One mimosa for kmtpr heavy on the OJ for the lady!

And for buckhunterschick a nice expresso fresh from the machine.  I myself prefer cappuccino - gotta have the cinnamon and whipped cream to sweeten it up.

Speaking of sweets, could I offer you ladies some Godiva chocolates to go with your drinks?

Welp, this bar is coming along very nicely.  I see some are playing the new shuffleboard!

Hey Lou I just had a guess involving the bombs you ordered...do they have cinnamon in them?  If they don't, they should.

Since today is rainy and Friday, I thought hot wings would be good for the special today.  How does everyone like their wings and what sides?  Blue Cheese or Ranch?

Can't wait after work today I am going to drive up North to get ready for a turkey hunt tomorrow Zone 6 with 35Whelan.  Hopefully the weather will cooperate.  I should take odds on my success and whether it rains.  What is your opinions?

Anyway gotta retire to the back room...have some real work to do today - and I think the boss is coming.  Again will leave you in the lovely hands
of my beautiful assistant Hilda...ask her to yodel...I understand she won a couple competitions
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:10 AM
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Don't worry ladies I am trying to hire a hunky bouncer for the bar
I'll have to hang in here more often, then Have a good day, Wvinter. Hilda, I better have that coffee w/cream to go, please.
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:31 AM
Ohhhh hot wings on the burn out your colon side of hot..To wash those down I'll have a couple of Bass or Harps..That ought to be pleasant for everyone around me in a few hours..

hey and lets do a couple of early morning Irish car bombs just to set off everybody right on a rainy Friday..
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:44 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Ohhhh hot wings on the burn out your colon side of hot


That's what I'm talkin' about!!!

What are Irish Car Bombs?...OK OK, I know, and I call myself a bartender?

I think I'll pour myself a Guinness since we are in an Irish frame of mind...maybe dinner special will be corned beef and cabbage with carrots and potatoes...delicious!!!!  E'ireann go Bra'ch or for the non Gaellic speaking crowd Erin Go Bragh!!!! Or for the perverts in the crowd Erin Go Braless
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:48 AM
Irish carbomb


A half to 3/4 of a pint of Guiness
A shot of Baileys

Drop the shotglass of baileys into the pint of Guiness and chug it down..
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:50 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Irish carbomb


A half to 3/4 of a pint of Guiness
A shot of Baileys

Drop the shotglass of baileys into the pint of Guiness and chug it down..


I knew it had to have Baileys in it...my guess would have been coffee instead of Guinness...but obviously Guinness is better   Thanks for the education
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:51 AM
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Don't worry ladies I am trying to hire a hunky bouncer for the bar
don't strain your self vinter, they are like male dancers...most are butt charmers as for your turkey hunt tomorrow.. good luck and have  a drink on me.weather looks promising for tomorrow and i have faith in you and rich to have a great hunt.i will take my wings hot so i can join scrubby in the stinky festivities,
for beverage i will have a car bomb, and send a round to everyone please!....cheers!
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:54 AM
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as for your turkey hunt tomorrow.. good luck and have  a drink on me


Thanks...will be an adventure!!!
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 9:59 AM
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i will take my wings hot so i can join scrubby in the stinky festivities,


Are you sure?? I think the 2 of us combined might be on the Chyrobyl scale of toxic....
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 10:11 AM
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I think the 2 of us combined might be on the Chyrobyl scale of toxic....
ahhhhh the sweet smell
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 10:14 AM
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ahhhhh the sweet smell


Man too bad your married, [pukingsmiley]






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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 10:43 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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Are you sure?? I think the 2 of us combined might be on the Chyrobyl scale of toxic....


Remember we have unisex bathrooms in the bar...perhaps I have to rethink this, as if both of you went into the same bathroom at the same time I may not have a bar anymore!  Walls can only take so much pressure from the gases

OK you both haven't said what you prefer...Blue Cheese, Ranch, neither or both?  I like Ranch
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 10:45 AM
Oh, ranch definatly
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 10:48 AM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
It's lunchtime...gotta go to the liquor store and pick up some Becks, we are running low and I need extra to pay off my guide for the turkey hunt - I insisted

Enjoy your wing specials...Africa hot!!!

Today's afternoon movie if you'll eye the television mounted over the end of the bar...The African Queen starring Humphrey Bogart and the inimitable Katharine Hepburn...really she does.
Posted:  27 Apr 2007 12:56 PM
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Man too bad your married, [pukingsmiley]
yeah i gross my self out sometimes
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 12:58 PM
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if both of you went into the same bathroom at the same time I may not have a bar anymore!
whats a bar without the distant smell of the crapper?
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 1:47 PM   Last Edited By: Wvinter
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whats a bar without the distant smell of the crapper?


I guess I gotta run with scissors

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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 1:49 PM
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yeah i gross my self out sometimes



Gross, but funny...
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Posted:  27 Apr 2007 1:51 PM   Last Edited By: WoodruffLou
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besieger bombs


what the hell is a beieger bomb?? lol

when i typed it, it said jaeger bomb...thats wierd

and scrubby, its a half shot of baileys and jameson mixed together in a shot glass in a car bomb
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